Let’s do this. MaybeTumblr (3.0; @fanoffen)http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madturbating.tumblr.com/post/50049806102/today-in-theater-someone-asked-my-friend-if-he-was">madturbating</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175281790498http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175281790498Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:30:39 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff69bef2a0f7f9f7d073935e28ef757/tumblr_patoeeeHXy1xpg1lio2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7af908b1f0d056312a806dc17091f28/tumblr_patoeeeHXy1xpg1lio1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://queereyegifs.tumblr.com/post/175200022467/me-always" class="tumblr_blog">queereyegifs</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzIjVNuXTpU">#</a>me always</p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175278625993http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175278625993Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:30:26 +0200<p><a href="http://oldtimeydildomachine.tumblr.com/post/175210909672/showerthoughtsofficial-your-future-self-is" class="tumblr_blog">oldtimeydildomachine</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/post/175207702083/your-future-self-is-talking-shit-about-you" class="tumblr_blog">showerthoughtsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Your future self is talking shit about you</p></blockquote> <p>I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175276579493http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175276579493Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:06:34 +0200<p><a href="https://liveshowbants.tumblr.com/post/175187404506/you-netflix-and-chill-me-an-intellectual-queer" class="tumblr_blog">liveshowbants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you: netflix and chill</p> <p>me, an intellectual: queer eye and cry</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175276493728http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175276493728Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:03:01 +0200<p><a href="https://knockfivetimes.tumblr.com/post/134391791156/tired-in-the-streets-asleep-in-the-sheets" class="tumblr_blog">knockfivetimes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>tired in the streets, asleep in the sheets</p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175244310248http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175244310248Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:51:49 +0200<p><a href="https://osterfields.tumblr.com/post/175187998488/tom-holland-just-posted-a-video-on-instagram-like" class="tumblr_blog">osterfields</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://osterfields.tumblr.com/post/175187870648/tom-holland-just-posted-a-video-on-instagram-like" class="tumblr_blog">osterfields</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="506"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/620c6f64c91b5774895fd7f38e793468/tumblr_inline_pasycfFsi01ul46r6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="355" data-orig-width="506"/></figure><p>mess</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199548058http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199548058Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:44:03 +0200 <video id='embed-5b32e65e04c26195781447' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='220' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pagv0dTiHy1w5j0bl_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":145,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pagv0dTiHy1w5j0bl_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"109"}}' > <source src="https://fanoffen.tumblr.com/video_file/t:_GFVetCElencj5XNaFaltg/175199241423/tumblr_pagv0dTiHy1w5j0bl" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://spectra-bear.tumblr.com/post/174973382594/my-brother-sent-me-the-most-blessed-video-of-all" class="tumblr_blog">spectra-bear</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time</p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199241423http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199241423Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:24:39 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbe7c4cf7c43428cd2eba53bd486ab26/tumblr_paszdvx1wF1ugbj9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c310d476c682405acd1683e9cede690/tumblr_paszdvx1wF1ugbj9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thedailystyles.tumblr.com/post/175188515845/madison-square-garden-2012-vs-2018" class="tumblr_blog">thedailystyles</a>:</p><blockquote><p><small>Madison Square Garden - 2012 vs 2018</small></p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199182303http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175199182303Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:21:04 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7a502b09c5c3261b3435c7abcbb9797/tumblr_p82d3xH2ty1rvufhzo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ca5b185e0fb82cddadd9407d058c14e/tumblr_p82d3xH2ty1rvufhzo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68db448e546cc09a887984a698ed66ef/tumblr_p82d3xH2ty1rvufhzo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://arachnaboy.tumblr.com/post/173602670147/starkked-avengers-infinity-war-2018-peter" class="tumblr_blog">arachnaboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://starkked.tumblr.com/post/173489280603/avengers-infinity-war-2018" class="tumblr_blog">starkked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Avengers: Infinity War (2018)</small></p></blockquote> <p>Peter watching his own dad having a mental breakdown and not knowing what to do is a big mood </p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175182452088http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175182452088Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:13:36 +0200<p><a href="http://barbex.tumblr.com/post/174042375743/gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner-my-favorite-is" class="tumblr_blog">barbex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner.tumblr.com/post/173844551450/my-favorite-is-people-who-send-me-unsolicited-dick" class="tumblr_blog">gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”</p> <p>It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence. </p> <p>3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is poetry.</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175182270823http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175182270823Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:06:50 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7dfdc521cdb395c09351ee4c10962a2/tumblr_p932y7khUn1u9uwh5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://chazley-dotson.tumblr.com/post/174115003713/im-still-laughing" class="tumblr_blog">chazley-dotson</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">I’m still laughing.</p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175168167243http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175168167243Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:46:18 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bepeu.tumblr.com/post/136365715898">bepeu</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>mood: i’ll wait in the car</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175150347548http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175150347548Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:09:05 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/39ef1fe1cc41d78b98f3578e5c252c15/tumblr_osalf0ANiD1tcqhjho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/162384512094/albany-ledger-missouri-june-17-1898" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p><blockquote><p> Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898 <br/></p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175050978118http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175050978118Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:56:54 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d4d52aa00d509a6cec812b8dd5e73d5/tumblr_ozbqrkOMc11s9c6nao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hiyoshiwakashi.tumblr.com/post/170956391662/somewhathonestabe-allshipscanon123" class="tumblr_blog">hiyoshiwakashi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://somewhathonestabe.tumblr.com/post/170950478141/allshipscanon123-dadhopper-titanic-where" class="tumblr_blog">somewhathonestabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://allshipscanon123.tumblr.com/post/169600441728/dadhopper-titanic-where-everything-is-the-same" class="tumblr_blog">allshipscanon123</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dadhopper.tumblr.com/post/167451536664/titanic-where-everything-is-the-same-but-winona" class="tumblr_blog">dadhopper</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love </p></blockquote> <p>And they both fucking make it alive??? and grow old together. Making that “it’s been 84 years” line more iconic together???? Yes please</p> </blockquote> <p>Winona is thinner and weighs less. Enough room on the plank for both of them w/o sinking.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="136" data-orig-width="534"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90fd3504fb86263ddacd7892a88e4e97/tumblr_inline_p49mqhkRNB1qa3mwh_540.png" data-orig-height="136" data-orig-width="534"/></figure></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175045830888http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175045830888Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:33:18 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmhr3uTsA1qifx6zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carmenetterror.tumblr.com/post/83680030810/laserscrewdriver-avenge-me-hamlet-for-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">carmenetterror</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laserscrewdriver.tumblr.com/post/11381982051/avenge-me-hamlet-for-i-was-killed-by-your-uncle">laserscrewdriver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big><big>AVENGE ME HAMLET<br/>FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER </big></big></p> </blockquote> <p>Worth another reblog</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175014359068http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175014359068Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:42:53 +0200<p><a href="https://stonyslovestory.tumblr.com/post/174985471476/tony-stark-hey-peter-im-going-to-the-store-you" class="tumblr_blog">stonyslovestory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://titan-killing-longterm-bootycall.tumblr.com/post/174529613130/tony-stark-hey-peter-im-going-to-the-store-you" class="tumblr_blog">titan-killing-longterm-bootycall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://icarusninja23.tumblr.com/post/174517565604/tony-stark-hey-peter-im-going-to-the-store-you" class="tumblr_blog">icarusninja23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tony Stark: </b>Hey Peter, I’m going to the store, you want anything?</p> <p><b>Peter Parker, edgy Gen Z kid:</b> A will to live.</p> <p><b>Tony Stark, concerned adult:</b></p> </blockquote> <p><b>Peter Parker, facing a hellish situation</b>: this isn’t ideal</p> <p><b>Peter Parker faced with a mild inconvinience: </b>I now know why God abandoned this timeline</p> </blockquote> <p>It got better</p> </blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013929468http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013929468Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:25:54 +0200<p>You’re right and you should say it</p>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013835353http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013835353Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:22:06 +0200<p><a href="http://par-vollen.tumblr.com/post/175000423681/just-saw-a-velociraptor-sucking-dick-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">par-vollen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://postmarxed.tumblr.com/post/174999725766/just-saw-a-velociraptor-sucking-dick-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">postmarxed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://b0gvvitch.tumblr.com/post/174998156040/just-saw-a-velociraptor-sucking-dick-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">b0gvvitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://postmarxed.tumblr.com/post/174990376071/just-saw-a-velociraptor-sucking-dick-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">postmarxed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://postmarxed.tumblr.com/post/174987023036/just-saw-a-velociraptor-sucking-dick-on-my-dash" class="tumblr_blog">postmarxed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="511" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4fb08dfdb81648a5a2851236cf15080/tumblr_inline_pahqda32KO1u293ck_500.png" data-orig-height="511" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="680"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c3b0befc7409bd87d4fb16047942ef4/tumblr_inline_pahqdet76i1u293ck_500.jpg" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="680"/></figure><p>This is so sad </p> </blockquote> <p>Where’s the fucking picture, op</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://brihateseverything.tumblr.com/post/174985687855/devilbunnii-blacksleepingbeauty">You fucking asked for it </a></p> </blockquote> <p>me clicking that link:<br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="496" data-orig-height="700" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b1792ac5c268e3dc9185aee25100969/tumblr_inline_pai808wntC1rs22ve_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="496" data-orig-height="700"/></figure></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013699478http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/175013699478Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:16:43 +0200<p><a href="http://nightelftrash.tumblr.com/post/174902825336/the-elder-scrolls-vi-starts-with-you-in-jail-for" class="tumblr_blog">nightelftrash</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Elder Scrolls VI starts with you in jail for fucking with Todd’s Wikipedia page</p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/174983466808http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/174983466808Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:15:32 +0200<p><a href="http://justbadpuns.com/post/151717948466/i-have-a-kink-for-reading-when-i-look-at-my-books" class="tumblr_blog">justbadpuns</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I have a kink for reading when I look at my books, I touch my shelf <br/></p></blockquote>http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/174983040018http://fanoffen.tumblr.com/post/174983040018Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:59:48 +0200